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niicooha
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Post subject:  Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:00 am |
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Yo mamma so fat dat she uses a mattress for a condom <-- It's horny
yo mamma so fat dat she used the free way as a slide
Yo mamma so fat dat she eats Wheat thicks
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
ROFL Thats all i have.
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:04 am |
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Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white........
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died...
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories..
Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party...........................
Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school......
Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket..
Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book...
Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.......
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.................................................................................
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:10 am |
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dats cute.. heheh.. i dont have ani yo momma jokes.. but th esjow on mtv i love... cuz wilmer is there!!!!!
i love him... watever....
post more... i like these jokes...
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niicooha
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:16 am |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:20 am |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:04 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:52 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:01 pm |
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Yo Mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Some find that bit funny, i find it halarious.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:43 pm |
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lol those were corny/different version of old jokes put into different words.but they are still somewhat funny.
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:36 pm |
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mamma jokes have been around for too long, all the same recycled garbage
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