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mslindado
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Post subject:  Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:48 am |
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Location: Screw Town Texas
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Joke 1
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
Joke 2
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife.
He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water."
She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!"
He replied, "Thank God!"
Joke 3
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.
_________________  [url="http://www.myspace.com/disb0otaylinda"]Myspace[/url] So sick of ppl stealin my pics
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:54 am |
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AHAHAHAH joke 3 is hilariusa.. Omgg i laughed myself broke.. xD hahaha lol now you see man are predictable xD HAHA
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Voidim
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:01 pm |
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Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:48 am
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lol...joke 3 is awesome... 
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mashkun
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:17 pm |
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haha i dotn get joke 2.. but joke 1 and 3 are hilarous lmao
_________________    <div align="center">this is my walk</div><div align="center">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWuUUos35ME</div> <div align="center">Wins:Dodgy_Km Losses:</div>
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mslindado
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:20 pm |
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Quote: haha i dotn get joke 2.. but joke 1 and 3 are hilarous lmao[/b] cus after u get married or watever after a while iono...most women would be like im too tired or some excuse jus tto not have sexxx welll thats basically wat the joke meant  _________________ [url="http://www.myspace.com/disb0otaylinda"]Myspace[/url] So sick of ppl stealin my pics
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Inger
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:25 pm |
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Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:23 pm
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can that chick c walk ?
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imaginazn
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:22 pm |
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haha 1 and 3 are funny
haha 1 and 3 are funny
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Lunat1kcc
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:26 pm |
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d3sisted
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:24 am |
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