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 Post Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:43 pm 
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ur moms like a vaccum cleaner.. she sucks, blows, then gets laid int he closet..
ur moms like the bus, a dollar a ride.
ur moms like a mosquito.. ur gotta slap her to get her to stop sucking
ur moms so old. she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

lol thats all i got haha..

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 Post Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:52 pm 
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LMFAO. nice man

how bout

yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for petrol money :D
yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
yo mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck.....
yo mama is so stupid that she died of starvation in the food market
yo mama is so fat she cant fit through the Jenny Craig double doors,

and yeah all i got

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 Post Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:00 pm 
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not a big fan of ur momma jokes if ur gotta diss someone diss them not there mom like dam,

but sometimes i guest they can be funny just to say :S

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Your momma's so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the Sh*t out of the toilet

yea. . btw not aimed at anyone in particular.

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sweet smoke... u know these jokes arent really disses right? there just jokes.. no one would say that to another persons mom.. its jsut for fun..
plus do u know any of these that r true?

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Your momma's got so much dandruff, they call her salt shaker! xD


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ure mom'a is so fat that when she passes the TV we miss a whole season of Friends..


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lol


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lol its is still possible to trip over a cordless phone jus the phone has to be big :P

your momma is so skinny you can grate chess on her ribs :P


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haha those r pretty good!! but these two are my fav by far!

YOUR MOMMAS LIKE A SQUIRELL SHE CANT KEEP NUTS OUT OF HER MOUTH.

YOUR MOMMAS LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH, EVEN A 5 YEAR OLD CAN TURN HER ON!

LMAo ahha ^^

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