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mashkun
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:43 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:09 pm Posts: 396 Location: hawaii
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ur moms like a vaccum cleaner.. she sucks, blows, then gets laid int he closet.. ur moms like the bus, a dollar a ride. ur moms like a mosquito.. ur gotta slap her to get her to stop sucking ur moms so old. she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
lol thats all i got haha..
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jay.vee
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:52 pm |
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Joined: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:44 am Posts: 563 Location: A-Town
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LMFAO. nice man how bout yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for petrol money  yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. yo mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck..... yo mama is so stupid that she died of starvation in the food market yo mama is so fat she cant fit through the Jenny Craig double doors, and yeah all i got
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88harley88
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:00 pm |
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Joined: Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:53 pm Posts: 666
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not a big fan of ur momma jokes if ur gotta diss someone diss them not there mom like dam,
but sometimes i guest they can be funny just to say :S
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Wphenry84
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:00 pm |
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Joined: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:59 am Posts: 89 Location: Roanoke, TX
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Your momma's so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the Sh*t out of the toilet
yea. . btw not aimed at anyone in particular.
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mashkun
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:04 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:09 pm Posts: 396 Location: hawaii
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sweet smoke... u know these jokes arent really disses right? there just jokes.. no one would say that to another persons mom.. its jsut for fun.. plus do u know any of these that r true?
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denden1001
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:14 pm |
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Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:23 pm Posts: 63 Location: Toronto, Canada
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Your momma's got so much dandruff, they call her salt shaker! xD
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saajeee
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:09 am |
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Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:58 am Posts: 7
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ure mom'a is so fat that when she passes the TV we miss a whole season of Friends..
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Garnet
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:26 pm |
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Joined: Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:36 pm Posts: 8
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Ace-Kr3w
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:04 pm |
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Joined: Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:30 pm Posts: 79 Location: Melton (Melbourne)
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lol its is still possible to trip over a cordless phone jus the phone has to be big  your momma is so skinny you can grate chess on her ribs 
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mashkun
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:32 am |
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Joined: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:09 pm Posts: 396 Location: hawaii
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haha those r pretty good!! but these two are my fav by far!
YOUR MOMMAS LIKE A SQUIRELL SHE CANT KEEP NUTS OUT OF HER MOUTH.
YOUR MOMMAS LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH, EVEN A 5 YEAR OLD CAN TURN HER ON!
LMAo ahha ^^
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