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clemnezo
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Post subject:  Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:41 am |
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get ready for it.....chuck norris can speak brail! 
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matkO
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:44 am |
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new one Fool me once, shame on you, Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face Jesus can walk on water Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus
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88harley88
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:59 am |
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Joined: Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:53 pm
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Quote: did u know dat chuck norris in iraq
cuz i saw my uncle with a picture of chuck n ma uncle
and this was about 4 days ago[/b] Wtf :blink: _________________ <div align="center">  </div>  Loses</span>[/u]</div>
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gottpaxx
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:57 am |
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[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE[/url]
hahahaha chuck norris reads his on facts
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Maul
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:13 am |
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Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:35 pm
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Location: Santiago - Chile :)
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The iPod of chuck norris made pictures of chuck norris megapixeles. And transfer Mp3 Without DRM
Chuck Norris don't have shadow because nothing in the world can exist with the apareance of chuck norris
The black spot in lost is a flatulence of chuck norris
The Viagra is semen of chuck norris Solidified
Chuck Norris DON'T play to be god. PLay is for childs
Chuck Norris Sell his urine in tin. It know as Red Bull
Chuck Norris Don't Believe in God. God Believe in Chuck Norris
In EEUU existed 2 Disneylandia, After the visit of Chuck norris it know's like Silent Hill
well...i have more ... a LOT more i had a url in frikipedia with a thousand of this "jokes" xD
bad that is in spanish for you people =P
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Angel Eyes
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:54 am |
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SpeedHB
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:40 pm |
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Chuck Norris walked down a street in a large town one morning. There were no survivors. That's gotta be my favorite one xD
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GMP
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:49 pm |
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Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:42 pm
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Location: Sweden ,north of vasteras
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It is said that beneath Chuck Norris's beard there's no chin,there's just another fist!
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2Ché
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:49 pm |
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Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:59 pm
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Location: galaxy, solar system, earth
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when chuck norris is sleeping, he doesnt give himself a break.. he gives the world a break
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
chuck norris doesnt catch a cold, a cold catches chuck norris
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
_________________ Sample of my walk: <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XrbSMsCaDcE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XrbSMsCaDcE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> Won over: (8) Setto & jay.vee (K.O) Landan (7-2) Method (T,K.O) iShad (K.O) konked (K.O) litlchanman (K.O) nathan & liltchanman (7-1) Weeleeyumm (7-2) Lost to: (4) dazaa (1-6-1) Bettadenu x2 (3-7), (8-2) Vally & Mitta (7-6) Tourny!!! Vote Vote Vote and good luck!  [url="http://photobucket.com"]  [/url] 
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wontonman
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:47 pm |
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Joined: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:20 pm
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Location: SF
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chcuk norris doesnt sleep.. he waits
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